How am I doing? If you've got any comments or critiques on how I'm handling this chatty Kathy, let me hear about it! I haven't been in RP for a long time and I appreciate any advice on how to improve :) Anonymous commenting is enabled, and IP logging is turned off.
"Hi, you've reached Pepper Potts. For some weird reason I'm not here right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible with as many messages as it takes to get in touch with you!"